Wednesday, October 12, 2011
How conversations go ...
Me: "Tom P, are we going snowshoeing again this winter?"
Tom: "Sure! We'll go twice as far."
Me: "Awesome."
R: "Wasn't it Z who had so much fun last year?"
Me: "Yes. Z had a blast."
Z: "I'll snowshoe again when there are two feet of snow. In hell."
Me: "You said last year's expedition was hell, and there were ten feet then, so let's go!"
Z: "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame ... wait."
(lots of big laughs)
Z: "I got that mixed up. Me and George Bush, that one gets us both."
R: "No, you had it right. Keep going."
Me: "Z, you make me smile."
R: "Sounded more like a laugh to me."
Me: "I smiled out loud."
Tom: "I wanted to go a lot farther last time."
Me: "Yeah ... I need socks that don't get so soggy. And I need to not be working that afternoon ..."
(we chat about how totally snowy it was last time)
Tom: "The next day, they totally closed the roads. They couldn't keep up. We'd've been stranded."
Me: "We could have been hard-core survivalists! ... Or dead."
Tom: "But people in Wyoming spend weeks and weeks in the winter in their cabins, don't they?"
Me: "Yes. And every now and then we venture out to herd our cattle on horseback."
(pause)
Me: "And by 'cattle,' I mean shopping carts at Wal-Mart."
R: "We have those kind of cattle out here, too!"
Me: "I know. I feel totally at home here."