- Heading into work: I voted! I voted! La-la-la-la-la-la. I'm part of the process. My vote is my voice. Power to ME!
- Budget meeting: Oh boy! I LOVE election day! Can't you feel the excitement? Boy, oh boy ...
- Pizza's here: Hooray! Pizza! Election night is the BEST!
- Results coming in: Woo! Exciting! Look at that!
- Ten minutes past deadline: I *$&ing HATE election day. Why the crap do I have so many pages? These stories are too small! I have three pages left to do! Frick! My neck hurts!